Well I was going to try and have a productive weekend but the Internets said no.

Source

So I found a site that randomly generates titles and posters for fake horror movies…

(Source: jmventre)

After much contemplation I’ve decided to not continue this blog. I seriously don’t have time for it anymore, and apparently you need to be on 24/7 otherwise go fuck off.

Because having a life outside of Tumblr is for losers.

fortheloveoforca:

orcafreak:

Free Willy 4? More like “Watch Bindi Irwin as She Faffs About in South Africa.”

Curiosity satisfied. *deletes film off harddrive*

its really the worst movie ever!

Asylum Filmscould make their own version and it’d be a hundred times better.

Free Willy 4? More like “Watch Bindi Irwin as She Faffs About in South Africa.”

Curiosity satisfied. *deletes film off harddrive*

LET’S INJECT FAKE-WILLY WITH ANTIFREEZE TO MAKE HIM SICK SO I CAN BUY HIM FOR CHEAP!

THEN I’LL END UP WITH A POISONED, DYING WHALE FOR MY AMUSEMENT PARK! I SO CLEVER HURR HURR HURRRR!

How…how does one teach an orca how to use echolocation? Does it involve getting pissy when they fake animatronic whale won’t eat the fish from one’s hand?

Why am I still watching this trainwreck?

I currently watching Free Willy 4 for the first time.

I’m 30 mins in and I wanna kick someone in the face.

God, it’s fucking excruciating.

For my anon: Keiko in the wild with a straight fin.
Still unsure why I cannot answer my asks with photos. The “upload image” button does nothing :\
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For my anon: Keiko in the wild with a straight fin.

Still unsure why I cannot answer my asks with photos. The “upload image” button does nothing :\

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